So imagine a Harry Potter TV series but BETTER than Game of Thrones because seasons 1 and 2 would be Founders, 3-5/6 would be Marauders, 6/7-13/14 would be the books, and then 13/14-forever would be post-Hogwarts Golden Trio and Next-Gen and it would be absolutely brilliant.

15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself


Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.


"I had wings once, and they were strong."

I tried to pray that night. God didn’t answer me, but another did.


every ouat episodes - 101 pilot


I am a damsel but I am not in distress (ispired by this)


Edith Piaf // Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien.

non, rien de rien, non, je ne regrette rien
ni le bien qu’on m’a fait, ni le mal
tout ça m’est bien égal

non, rien de rien, non, je ne regrette rien
c’est payé, balayé, oublié, je me fous du passé

avec mes souvenirs j’ai allumé le feu
mes chagrins, mes plaisirs,
je n’ai plus besoin d’eux
balayé les amours avec leurs trémolos
balayé pour toujours
je repars à zéro

non, rien de rien, non, je ne regrette rien
ni le bien qu’on m’a fait, ni le mal
tout ça m’est bien égal

non, rien de rien, non, je ne regrette rien
car ma vie, car mes joies
aujourd’hui ça commence avec toi

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